I was seated at dinner next to a native of Tasmania. So what does one talk about in that situation? I chose the (apparently reduntantly predictable) topic of Tasmanian devils. So, did you know, that they are called Tasmanian devils because their ears are so thin that when the sun is going down, the light [...]
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They close the Elvis store in the Casey Jones Village during lunch and you cannot shop there. They just put a sign that says, “Out to lunch” right next to the sign that says, “Please don’t eat Krystal Rock in the store.” I am just assuming that is a candy, not a drug. As you [...]
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If you listen to Van Morrison’s “Astral Weeks” in its entirety then go directly to Webb Wilder’s “Acres of Suede” with no transition in between, you will hear a tearing sound in your brain. If you are hungry, but can hold out until Jackson, they have a Chick-Fil-A. If you have your cruise set to [...]
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