Her mind wanders
Posted in Amazing Stories of Roadside Wonders on Apr 24th, 2012
Wow! Just wow! So proud to be a part of it. Mostly because, as you may have heard if you’ve seen my shows, I owe a BIG shout out to the United States Army for my birth. They gave my Dad the weekend off 51 years ago, and badabing, here I am! I also owe [...]
Posted in Amazing Stories of Roadside Wonders, Politics on Dec 6th, 2011
Yesterday, I stared working on some ground rules for the Donald Debate we could use to not only minimize the pain of the event, but also save some puppies, kids, or old people in the process. Now Ron Paul and Jon Huntsman say, they’re skipping this party. Which is sad really because I’m guessing this [...]
Posted in Amazing Stories of Roadside Wonders on Dec 5th, 2011
When I first heard that the Donald was moderating a GOP debate, I thought, “Now that’s a perfect occasion for a drinking game.” But to be honest, I’m 50 and the Donald is just not worth the hangover. Then I realized that if we set up the right ground rules, we could enjoy the spectacle [...]
Posted in Amazing Stories of Roadside Wonders on Jun 2nd, 2011
Going to be 95 degrees in Nashville today. It’s already so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk, which I am totally NOT going to do because right now the sidewalks are covered in cicadas and if I’m adding anything to my eggs it’s going to be bacon and tomatoes. On my walk [...]
Posted in Amazing Stories of Roadside Wonders on Jan 26th, 2011
Posted in Amazing Stories of Roadside Wonders on Jan 14th, 2011
I hope you are feeling better after your recent bout with the hairball. If sheer volume is an indicator, you probably feel good as new. I’ve never had to deal with that particular ailment (knock on wood). I am sure it is unpleasant, so I certainly do not want to seem insensitive to your discomfort. [...]
Posted in Amazing Stories of Roadside Wonders on Sep 7th, 2010
. . . you NEVER want to have named after you. 1) Big rock in the middle of a class 5 rapid 2) Cancer center at a hospital
Posted in Amazing Stories of Roadside Wonders on Jul 28th, 2010
If you’ve looked at my schedule you know I’m not telling jokes professionally in August. (I will continue to do so in my personal life). Here’s why. A couple months ago, I was sitting with Amy’s family at her Dad’s house. Conversation turned to the fact that her awesomely fabulous aunt, who is 84 and [...]
Posted in Amazing Stories of Roadside Wonders on Jun 14th, 2010
When I was young, I scoffed when I heard stories about neighbors who got into crazy kind of battles over seemingly insignificant things like hedge trimming and leaf removal. I did not understand why they couldn’t be evolved like me and just let those unimportant things go. Live and let live. Come to an understanding, [...]
Posted in Amazing Stories of Roadside Wonders on May 28th, 2010
Starting with an easy one. Took this photo in South Carolina a few weeks ago. Now you know I love me some Democrats, but this made me laugh out loud.
